AUGUST

People born in this month are cute, loving, adorable, and charming! Michael Jackson is born this month, and many incredible, special, talented people are born this month. Be careful as this month is really rainy, which also means the people born during this month are sensitive and emotional. To whoever out these born on this month, love you! Know you're special, and so are eight hundred millions of people!

Girl: Who's that person? They're cute! Ah-
Boy: Oh, that's (name)! They were born in August.

Girl: *taps shoulder*
August Baby: Oh, Hello! Why are you tap-
Girl: I'm in love with you already-
August Baby: Oh, thank you! You're so sweet.
Girl: Friends? I'm a bit weird, am I? Haha.
August Baby: Of course! And no, you're not weird.

by dqndeli December 4, 2022

August

A month in a year

a basic ass month

hey what month were you born in?
oh i was born in august!
your basic asf damn

(this is a joke )

by +vpn+ December 23, 2022

accusatricks

A female plaintiff who uses sneaky less-than-honest-'n'-honorable tactics to appear legit in her complaints against others.

Too often, a poor innocent dude is a victim of an accusatricks in a court of law; one of the best pathetically-dishonest strategies that said gold-digging biddy uses is to call in one or more fellow lying hussies as "witnesses" to add their own crocodile-tear-drenched false/exaggerated testimony against said unfortunate guy, and since courts are so often prejudiced in favor of "the weaker and fairer sex", their word tends to be believed more readily, whereas the burden of proof mostly rests with the man. Many a mostly-or-totally-innocent male prison-inmate is there merely because some lying b***h falsely accused him of something, and either the judge/jury just automatically believed her over him, and/or she gave said black-robed scoundrel a blowjob or other intimacy-related "favor" as payment for his ruling in her favor.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

august

August is a word you can use to insult someone. It means they are NOT a baddie and they are DISGUSTING little weak bitch.

You are being such a august right now.

by Ihateboba_lover January 12, 2023

August

The Absolute G.O.A.T.

August is actually better than tom brady

by Augoose12 January 31, 2023

august 25

break into houses day!
It is legal on this day to break into anyone's house and do whatever

august 25

by epiccman February 2, 2023

Arcus

a short, demonic creature with a short temper, *jumpscares included*

“I just got a girlfriend!”

“Nice what’s her name?”

“Arcus!”

by your friendly milf hunter February 5, 2023