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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.
by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023
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asian

''how is he s good at everything ????''

''that's because he is asian''
by qwertyuiop[asdfghjkl;xcvbnm, February 16, 2021
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Asian Parents

Generally Parents which are East Asian which

A: Force you to get an A- at minimum or 95%/100%
B: Force you to get a Job which only allows people from Harvard or Oxford University and requires an A minimum

C: Give you Haircuts when you want the complete opposite
D: Can’t take a proper joke
E: Against Western Media and Apps
F: Make you learn Piano and have Extra Tuitioning
G: Very Strict
H: Cheapskates
I: They very clearly have Anger Problems

J: They don’t care if you have a learning disability unless if it’s a physical disability
K: You can’t be angry at them
Asian Kid: MUMMMM, I got a C+/65%

Asian Parents: OMFGGG, I SAID YOU MUST GET A OR ABOVE THEN I WILL BE OKAY
Asian Kid: But the teacher said it was good and I passed and in USA you can get lots of jobs with a C
Asian Parent: STFU, YOU WILL GET A JOB WHICH REQUIRES AN A MINIMUM FROM HARVARD
Asian Kid: But mum, I don’t want to go to Harvard
Asian Parent: JUST STFU, ITS ALL THIS WESTERN MEDIA AND TECH, YOU GETTING EXTRA TUITION
15 years later…….
Asian Kid: Mum you see I’m living a great happy life and I got a C
Asian Parent: WELL ITS NOT A RICH LIFE, GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY NOW OR I WILL SUE YOU
by Chi-Ku Fei May 30, 2021
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Asian

Mother comes and gives the flipper. Usually because of a bad grade in school.
Jimmy: AHH FUK I GOT A C+ IN SCHOOL
Mother: I ma about to asian this motherfucker
by the_asian_pro September 25, 2022
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Asian Ball

A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.
It’s Easter Sunday, but I don’t care because I’m going to watch some Asian Ball
by Urmotherlikesmypeepee April 21, 2019
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Asian sweat

When a Asian sweats while being a caculator.
When a Asian sweat is doing math and sweats while being a caculator.
by bigmac234 February 28, 2024
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Asian Twist

When an Asian chick spin on yo dog at tremendous speeds
Yo Jaquavious, Tina did dat Asian twist on me so hard last night my dick almost flew off
by Dxrkin November 4, 2025
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