Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.
Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.
Oh, that's Andrew.
by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021
He's super gay and really likes men
Probably a furry and has lots of short cool hot friends named Evan and tall friends named Max.
Probably a furry and has lots of short cool hot friends named Evan and tall friends named Max.
by SkibidiSigmainohiogyatt March 22, 2024
Andrew the type of guy to say that’s interesting after the teacher says a fact about their previous endeavors Andrew the type of guy to remind the teacher to assign homework this Nigga Andrew loves kissing men and women Andrew the type of guy to go home and do fuck all and say it’s fun Andrew the type of guy to think getting beat by his dad is a sport like riding a bull Andrew the type of guy to get very pissed off when you call him Andy if I 1v1ed Andrew snipers only on nuke town I would slam him because his skull is so thick and large I could no scope him while looking in a diffident direction
Person1: omg look it’s Andrew
Person2: oh yeah that stupid nigger
Person1: omg he’s got a berret m82 anti material rifle that shoots .50 bmg rounds!!!!
Person 2: oh my nelly biscuits let’s skidatal
Andrew: no more mister nice guy Nigga let’s dance bigger nigger
Person2: oh yeah that stupid nigger
Person1: omg he’s got a berret m82 anti material rifle that shoots .50 bmg rounds!!!!
Person 2: oh my nelly biscuits let’s skidatal
Andrew: no more mister nice guy Nigga let’s dance bigger nigger
by Ejjehshbsbxhxuxhxhxhx February 05, 2023
Josh:" Hey Rachel, wanna join my cult?"
Rachel: "No im too busy stealing your brother"
Bailey*gets stolen*":O"
Andrews*unalives self*
Rachel: "No im too busy stealing your brother"
Bailey*gets stolen*":O"
Andrews*unalives self*
by bigfartknuckles April 20, 2023
Andrew:" jhkfgJHHGUJKHGKUJYIFGJKHVBJK" *dies*
Josh:"Hey you, urbandictionary user wanna join my cult?"
Josh:"i mean rachel's cult im second in command of my cult, ooooo a dead body yummy"
Josh:"Hey you, urbandictionary user wanna join my cult?"
Josh:"i mean rachel's cult im second in command of my cult, ooooo a dead body yummy"
by bigfartknuckles April 20, 2023