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Alex's Constant

A theory postulated pertaining to the size and elasticity of the female vaginal opening wherein the size of the the vaginal opening at the caudal end of the vulva is set at puberty and can be used to predict the wieght of the woman in middle age.
In lay terms, a girl grows into the size of her vagina which is the same at puberty independent of outside stimuli.

In normal terms, a pussy is what it is...loose or tight. It doesnt prove theyre a whore and doesn't prove they're not. It's luck. A bitch grows into it, wideset = a future fat mama. Tight = a future milf.
Person 1: "Dude! I fit four fingers inside Sally last night!"
Person 2: "Bro, according to Alex's Constant look out that means she's turning into a 40 year old porker."
by ThatGuyHasAHugePenis January 17, 2011
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alex yates

the most amazing guy ever and is not fucking gay you nigggers
by supmynig December 15, 2017
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Alex James

by drgdf June 17, 2018
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Alex finch

A kind person who is always there for everyone
he uses his masculinity to promote manhood and being a chad
Alex finch is very rich

Normally a person with a larger cock
by Alex fincchh May 29, 2021
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Alex Ford

A type of person that is protective of his friends and got the backs of people he trust's. He is awesome when you get to know him, and is loyal in a relationship tell the end. Trust him even if he's insane and crazy.
I gotta a friend named Alex Ford, he's cool.
by Darkthorn7x March 19, 2013
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Alex Beas

The best dude you can ever meet and he is awesome at everything!
So i first see "Alex Beas" and like the shirt say's "This is what Awesome Looks Like" lol
by starkrice January 6, 2012
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Alex Axford

A you tube star that is very disturbing.
Known for his outrageous behavior and dress sence.

Kicked out of school on a free dress day for wearing stripper highheels and a g string.
For your own sanity never look him up.
Person 1: I accidentally watched and Alex axford - axfordvision video.
Person 2: its okay i have the number for a very good psychologist.
by Grahmana December 31, 2012
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