woman

Person of feminine gender since 18 years of age.

Woman.

by ÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇ March 26, 2025

woman

Person with a feminine physique and feminine biological sex.

Woman.

by Xiomongaliji March 31, 2025

Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!

Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Woman

“I blessed you with love, so a single kiss could make you soar, and the gentle touch of a hand could bring you back to earth.”
“Put down your weapon; secret wars never truly end. Crown yourself with love, and let it grow into the wings of your flight.”

Woman _Healing for You

by From Saint Agnes to Egypt February 8, 2026

Woman Moment

When someone (usually women) think its a good idea to give themselves bangs

Person A: Whats wrong with your hair?

Prrson B: I had a woman moment last night.

by momenthaver August 7, 2025

womando

a badass woman with a really nice butt (like bo katan)
also has the appetite for destruction by N.W.A

real wife material

bo katan and trisha san have the nicest womando i've ever seen

by -Dat Mental Gamer- August 16, 2025

Womanateams

When you and a friend, disguised as medical staff and sneak into your local zoos veterinary clinic and locate the sick manatee and take turns on its suspended in water body, until the water is so cloudy you won't be able to locate the point of entry.

Bro#1: Man I'm so bored this summer

Bro#2: yeah man I wish my girlfriend wasn't so mad at me for sticking it in her ass without permission or i'd probably be at her place right now

T.V.: BREAKING NEWS, reporter Sally Samson here at the Georgia aquarium where the manatees have caught hepatitis from a delinquent janitor

Bro#1: *looks at Bro 2

Bro#2: *looks at bro 1

Both bros: Are you thinkin' what im thinkin'?

Both bros: WOMANATEAMS

by Tortapounder8000 August 21, 2025