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Child Predator

The definition of someone wanting to have sex with a child.
Bob: I want to be a child predator!
Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023
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Child

a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.
that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?
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Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.
Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*
by WordWorld September 29, 2025
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Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason
Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022
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Seeing through the eyes of a child

More so a verb but credited as a noun,

Seeing through the eyes of a child is not only

the ability to remember childhood innocence and the atributes that retain themselves through ones youth into adulthood but, also, the natural (and in some cases) redeemed ability to use them toward ones own adulthood/society and to better understand, represent, and protect children from the dangers of the world that adults grow to understand through time.
Weather it be simple or complex, childhood memory and childhood experience play a key roll in adulthood and is credited in all corners of the world as a fundamental benefactor to societal prosperity.
Children are to not be corrupted by governments, agencies, politics, doctrines, or abuse of any kind.
(Poor parent says to a wealthy parent or viesversa):
Watching my son/daughter share their lunch with the classmate who didnt have much reminded me of when your son/daughter did the same for another child in need,,, they never asked for anything in return.. They treated them as human beings and equals!!

I have seen through the eyes of a child!
Today I will spread the same ideal to my loved ones and ones I do not know..

Seeing through the eyes of a child as defined:
Seeing/Acting Through the eyes of a child:
to see, believe, and act on a particular youthful perspective and to be encompassed by only your knowledge of your own youth compared to the youth witnessed around you and the hope of what you know the youth around you would appreciate as adults in the years to come with the ideal of presperity, honesty, civic duty, and guardianship.
by Thesingularstander August 6, 2020
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Child

Me
by Child Slayer March 15, 2021
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child boil

we ran out of food so we had to child boil
by Child Beater October 8, 2019
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