Turtle

A boy who likes to make fun of people then hide before the people can respond.

calling an innocent girl a pinstripe then not telling her what it means and getting mad when she calss him turtle

by diljessika. March 6, 2010

Turtle Bag

Similar to a Tea Bag, a Turtle Bag is when you have a Turtle Head and hover it in there mouth. But instead of dipping it in and out you spin 360s so shit is spread around there teeth, lips, etc...

Joel: Ugh, I was totally Turtle Bagged by Aden yesterday...My face looked half brown he spread it around so much...

by LilAWIII June 15, 2011

the turtle is sniffing the cotton

A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.

Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

by rimlover October 30, 2010

The Flaming Turtle

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and mid-way through his penis decides to roll back into his body and form a vagina. Then the woman proceeds to put on a strap-on penis and fucks him in the vagina. She stretches his penis from the inside and when it comes back out it is very red and fat. The man then choke fucks her in the mouth until he climaxes and when he does he pushes her head so far on his dick that cum shoots out of her nose and maybe her eye.

I was at my grandma's house and we were drinking tea while watching the news. I looked at her and said, "Hey Grandma." and she replied, "Yes?". "Do you want to do the flaming turtle?". She immediately bent over and sucked me off.

by quasdn December 22, 2016

turtle

my boyfriend for 9 months now...

Daniel, the most slinkster cool guy in Rutherford County

by Emma Jean July 17, 2004

turtle eating

Plain and simple a blow job

My girlfriend choked while turtle eating last night.

by Johnfmjr July 25, 2006

Turtle Runs

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.

I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.

by Thomas Beer December 19, 2007