Chili Asian

A sad Asian man who simps for online furry egirls, usually has a penis no bigger than 4 inches. Only plays outdated games from 2010 and dates girls 12 or younger.

Look at that Chili Asian over there, He's such a degenerate.

by AstroSquad July 12, 2020

Asian headband

When your eating an Asian girls ass from behind and she wraps her legs around your head and you wear her like a kamikaze headband

I was eating her ass from behind and I wore her like a Asian headband

by Xxxinsd!! July 9, 2024

Asian sweat

When a Asian sweats while being a caculator.

When a Asian sweat is doing math and sweats while being a caculator.

by bigmac234 February 28, 2024

Asian Ball

A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.

It’s Easter Sunday, but I don’t care because I’m going to watch some Asian Ball

by Urmotherlikesmypeepee April 21, 2019

Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019

asian Comedy

A type or comedy that is when a asian talks or makes jokes about being asian

Or just using what they learned from others to make asian videos

Mostly or all are asian making content

Person 1 that asian made a funny asian comedy video
Person 2 yes it was

by Wesiswes September 9, 2021

asian pearl

bomb ass chinese food.

Yi: man I'm really hungry.

Raj: down for Asian pearl?
Yi: you read my mind!!

by Rb123456 July 28, 2017