Texas Mouth Wash

Lubing your dick up with a bottle of Tobasco sauce, then throat fucking the hell out of someone.

"Wow dude, did you hear about what happened to Samantha?"
"Yeah, I heard her bf gave her a Texas Mouth Wash...poor girl, her throat was on fire for the rest of the night."

by Massagingbetty February 14, 2012

Texas Shoe-horn

The act of forcing ones foot into their own underwear

I got Toby in a tight Texas Shoe-horn and he had to rip his underwear to break free.

by Mr. Haddad March 14, 2012

Texas Oyster

The Texas Oyster is when you are the only male partaking in a threesome, delicately ejaculate into one of the women's eyes and direct the other female to suck the ejaculate out of there like an oyster.

I came in that tricks eye and made my bottom bitch give her a Texas Oyster.

by Tucker Rosemont November 4, 2013

Texas ShotGun

when you hitting a girl from the and grab her by throat . you pull her back by her throat like a shotgun.

Texas ShotGun them sluts love it

by Black Mask Kei December 4, 2013

Texas

The word 'Texas' is based upon the 90's tv show Walker: Texas Ranger, starring Chuck Norris. And is a term used to describe bailing or doing a Craig David. Because of the name of Chuck's character, Cordell Walker.

" I had an unfortunate accident in my undergarments at Sara's house. So, i told her i forgot to feed my dog, and committed a Texas".

by milkoneperth July 25, 2014

Texas tumbletruck

A sex position in which the female does a full split while the male fits an entire tractor into her vagina. Ouch.

I'mma pull a Texas Tumbletruck on dat bitch's ass!

by shakeababy247 November 13, 2014

Texas Mule

To be so thick skulled in an opinion

Person 1: I will give her one last chance. (after 5 previous chances)

Person 2: She isn't going to be loyal, Stop being a Texas Mule!

by Camaroz28Run January 28, 2015