Dutch Pucker

The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.

My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.

by tennisthemenace April 7, 2023

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

k.o. dutch

A fat Dutch Masters blunt. Usually smoked before bed, and will typically make you fall asleep fast. A.k.a "K"nocking you "O"ut. Usually smoked by G ass people

"Bro spark that K.O. Dutch so we can slump"
"Roll up a K.O. Dutch before we go to bed"

by OTF_300 December 17, 2017

Dutch Oven

When a male or female farts in a small enclose area such as under the blankets or in a vehicle

I farted under my blankets and it smelled so bad it was like a Dutch Oven.

by TheMrNathwoz January 22, 2020

Voluntary Dutch Oven

When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.

Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven

by Ass Rippa September 23, 2022

The Dutch Windmill

On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.

I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe

by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025

Dutch steamer

A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)

Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"

Tyson: "you probably liked it too"

by emiT enO keeG May 8, 2024