St. Louis Backdoor Surprise

Putting Molly in someone's asshole while fucking.

Popularized in St. Louis by Cardinal fans

She gave me the St. Louis backdoor surprise after the Cardinals' game.

by buttchug32 October 10, 2025

Stinkfinger Surprise

When you're going down on a girl and she's just about to pop when POW you surprise her with the stinkfinger.

What the fuck was that, you creep? BAM! That was a stinkfinger surprise.

by Dick Jickman Jr. October 11, 2025

SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)

Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners

by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025

luffi surprise

the inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny present

luffi surprise shit

by mrs tosser November 23, 2025

Sandusky Surprise

When someone leaves a giant shit in the toilet and closes the lid and doesn’t flush. When the next poor soul comes in to use the bathroom, they lift the lid and see the wonderful Sandusky Surprise

Yo, that bastard hit me again with another Sandusky Surprise, that’s twice already this week!

by Imeannn December 20, 2025

Galloway surprise

When you give someone a handjob with a fistful of extra crispy hash browns for a greasy, exfoliating treat.

Extra crispy on the hash browns please, I want to take them home to give my husband a Galloway surprise

by Eviscerated-skunk January 1, 2026

What a surprise!

Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!

Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024