I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.
What is a split shift special?
When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
What is a split shift special?
When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
by Jumpy81 December 05, 2018
When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.
Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently
by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018
by Banana Hammie October 06, 2021
Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
by swagboyp October 21, 2021
"Hey lemme order for pickup, right lemme get three large pies, one pepperoni, one veggies, one kevin mcallister special"
by big daddy flim November 15, 2022
Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.
by Lolnopelolno January 06, 2018
by Winston Churchill December 05, 2021