scootch test

When you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she's into you.

Dude! Anna totally passed the scootch test!

by hydraflare May 15, 2016

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

shoot your goomy

Used in Adventure time fanfiction smut, is the equivalent of screaming Cum! or Fill me up! in Japanese hentai

I-I'm getting close...

Oh, goddd do it! Shoot your Goomy Finn!

by darqdjinn November 23, 2016

scootos

1. The operating system (OS) Scootabot runs on
2. The Linux distro created by Scootabot and Chrome

1. ScootOS is loading...
2. ScootOS Access denied.

by Chrome Fuchsia December 4, 2016

Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

shoot me drug

a drug that, once possessed, will motivate other individuals to take actions up to and including shooting the drug's possessor, in order to gain possession of the drug

That oxy is a shoot me drug

by Chris from Cal January 2, 2017

shoot from the hip

If people figuratively shoot from the hip, it means they say what they think without mincing words. When speakers shoot from the hip, they keep people off-balance, so to speak.

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These academic advisers are a polar opposite of the Dean of the Law Faculty who is analytical, intentioned and deliberative. These advisers shoot from the hip when talking without mincing their words. They keep people off-balance when saying what comes to mind.

directly frankly impromptu

by chenrong January 8, 2017