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Fecal matter that has been kept in the bowels long enough to form a long, thick turd that stays in one piece.
hot snake by phubans August 17, 2006

Kentucky Snake Bite 

A hand gesture, done as follows:

1. Put both of your hands in a peace sign, and raise them up, like Richard Nixon.

2. Now curl your fingers over, so as to resemble snake fangs.

3. Exclaim "Kentucky Snake Bite!" and bend your wrist so as to "bite" the air with the fangs.

Congrats! You have just done the Kentucky Snake Bite.
There is no example, as this is an action.

The Kentucky Snake Bite is good for picture poses. It can be done at oppurtune times when the air needs to be lifted, or the mood needs to be lightened.
Kentucky Snake Bite by Brettus December 15, 2005

Trouser Snake 

What your mom Likes as a pet
Man, your mom cant let go of my trouser snake.
Trouser Snake by dman September 12, 2003

Salvation Snake Oil 

Any set of beliefs, particularly extreme Abrahamic faiths (Extreme Christianity, Islam etc), that people buy into as a way of not dealing with their own mortality.

Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.
(Knock Knock)
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"

Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"

JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."

Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"

JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"
Salvation Snake Oil by WTF2011 August 19, 2011

Fire snake

When u pis after u jizz and it's one of those times ur dick stings a lil bit
"Ah I got a fire snake that piss didn't feel good"
Fire snake by Nephson June 13, 2016

charm the snake 

The man pulled off his trousers without warning and began to charm the snake!