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Sausage Hostage

Huge penis but with 2 other words
Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.
by Pussyeater121 June 1, 2017
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sausage suction

when you need to yank the big log out of your arsehole because it wont come out
Kai was on the toilet and needed to perform a sausage suction. He had a big black log hanging out of his arse
by vinniemuncher January 3, 2022
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Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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Sausage

English slang for a cunt or a twat
Sam is Being such a sausage today
by Bruh u serious December 18, 2019
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Street Sausage

street sausage is :
1) a sausage such as a hot dog or hot sausage found in the street from a vendor or from the ground

2)male genitalia that is often whorish in nature and would be better off on the streets
3) an insult which is used when no other insult seems suiting
Example 1: Friend 1: Wow that street sausage was amazing, I hope that rat drops some more tomorrow!
Friend 2: Not sure which street sausage you were eating but that vendor was selling some mad street sausage
Example 2: Girl Friend: Wow Carly, Ted's so gross, he may as well have a street sausage
Example 3: You ain't nothing more than a street sausage!
by StolenCreation July 9, 2019
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sausage shocker

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!
by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023
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garlic sausage

by Penisman69420allaboutdicks January 25, 2018
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