Earth Sandwich Theory

The theory that if there are two pieces of bread touching the crust of the earth at any given time it makes the earth into a sandwich.

"Hey John, can you drop a slice of bread on the ground so we can test the Earth Sandwich Theory?"

by Mediocretes February 21, 2019

#1 sandwich maker

Synonym: Lizzy

Person 1: I am so hungry..
Person 2: Ask the best #1 sandwich maker to make you one!
Person 1: Who might that be?
Person 2: Lizzy! Of course!

by Python3 August 8, 2019

Turkey Neck Sandwich

An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.

I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.

by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012

Sandwich technology school

Horrid! Seagulls every where and the shit on you 24/7 and everyone stinks like weed. Jake birtwell is so small even a year 3 is taller then him. Holly porter is a poo face as well.

Random: have you heard of sandwich technology school

Random 2: yh it’s where the annoying people go

by Hdhdnjdndnsndjjsjf February 8, 2020

Cheese Sandwich

The sexual act in which three people engage in multiple 'sandwich' like positions. Lots of touching is involved. Best served with Blue Kool-Aid

"Dude, I had the BEST Cheese Sandwich at Katie's, it was totally raunchy!"

by Misty Mormon December 15, 2008

turd sandwich

something nasty

ewww this pasta taste like a turd sandwich

by german9pacman February 15, 2010

jam sandwich

take 2 peices of bread and jam those bitches together to form a "jam sandwich". could possibly dip in bar-b-que sauce do get superior quality.

theres nothing to eat in this bitch. i guess i got to make me a jam sandwich.

by $nowman'$exy April 7, 2010