anal speed bag

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.

That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.

by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017

Sonic Speed Shot

When someone drives really fast down a neighborhood whilst shooting his assault rifle at every house on the way. killing a few dozen

Yo dawg that guy hit a sonic speed shot in that neighborhood, that's hardcore

by The Blorgue KinG April 18, 2018

Ball Speedbag

Getting your ass kicked, beaten, or destroyed in a manner that makes you give up. Especially in games.

Damn Andy, your ball speedbag got used by your girlfriend in that COD match.

by Choco Chocho October 3, 2017

Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017

danny sheedy

Stupid person with stupid brain

Danny sheedy is so stupid he dropped out of school before it was a thing.

by Stuffislife2000000000 April 20, 2018

high-speed garbage

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.

A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.

by Spookars May 8, 2018

sanic speed

- Going hell fast as sanic does (aka going faster than the speed of light)
- Extraordinarily fast.

Person1: Oh my god he is going at SANIC SPEED!1!!1!
Person2: Yeah, he's very fast.

by TheSonicGoodFans August 12, 2018