Robert

Robert is a crackhead and it will take any drug.

A Robert is a drug addict.

by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020

ROBERT

Mom's Sketti
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives

1 can Italian stewed tomatoes

1 cup fresh mushrooms

1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..

Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!

by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

Roberto

Usually associated with the word “Winner”. Considered a winner over Genesis in every encounter.

Man I can’t believe you’re a Roberto , getting first place all the time

by Heythereeeee1234 October 24, 2020

Robert Needham

General fuck-up

You really Robert needham that up!

by Joker1276 October 29, 2020

Robert Aston

Yea BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey. Robert Aston can I go to the toilet. Robert Aston: YEA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Jack Mclean October 29, 2020

Robert

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.

Roberts neck looks extra good today

by froggypf November 1, 2020

ROBERT

One of the most courageous men you could ever meet. A Robert will keep his word, tell you the truth, and won't back down. Her is a stand up guy, has the heart of an angel, and won't back down from what he believes in.

Brown hair, blue eyed, he knows how to capture your heart.

Don't ever defy him tho, guaranteed you'll lose him. He just won't sit around waiting to be punked!
The best friend, lover, and irresistible guy you'll want to meet!
I feel in love with a Robert once, and he kept his promises, every single one.
So if you ever find one, keep him!

Gina:Did you see that guy over there? Robert is his name..
Jenny: Sure did, I hear he's predictably unpredictable.. bet that makes him perfectly imperfect!
Gina: Hmmm.. maybe that's why he's so dreamy..

by REBel Siren November 4, 2020