Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
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Bitch was so gassy, she pulled a San Fran Roomba right after I nutted to make sure none of my jizz was wasted.
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Gregory: "I can't believe Salvador and Danny know each other. That's so weird."
Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."
Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."
by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012
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