5 Year Old

Melina

"Melina stop acting like a 5 year old wtf"

by Meelina January 21, 2018

Old Dirt Road

The colon or arsehole.

-That filthy bitch likes up the old dirt road.
-Those gay cunts were going for it up the old dirt road.

by Rygar12 November 7, 2016

silly old car

A phrase said by Caillou when he was mad his toy car loosed a wheel in "Caillou joins the Circus"

Caillou (Mad): Silly old car! Silly! Silly! Silly!

by Dynomutt400 February 2, 2021

Old Man Power

The triumphant power of a mature mind as a substitute for youth in competitive arenas such as sport. Can be shortened to OMP.

"Did you see that play by Manning ? He's 37 years old for crying out loud. That's Old Man Power for you. Brilliant."

by Old Blue December 25, 2013

old horse fat

Penis in British English

Yo William Carol wants some of that double penetration, so bring that old horse fat and lets do this.

by El pene de muerte February 18, 2009

Old Lady Syndrome

the state in which older women are in when they reach a point in their life in which every single little thing makes them mad/annoyed. Most commonly seen in the workplace where everything seems to be an inconvenience.

Terri: "Have you talked to Mary lately?"
Jenn: "No, she hasn't talked to me in a while after our little argument, she must be having Old Lady Syndrome".

Terri: "That makes sense, she seems to be bothered by everything lately."

by fsmbeliever July 23, 2021

Flicking The Old Bean

Exercising the “wit center” of one’s brain, through the use of spoken or written words, where the stated goal is to play with language, rather than to effectively communicate a specific idea itself.

Sometimes referred to as "Vocabulary Masturbation."

Chris and Jesse do a lot of flicking the old bean every Wednesday while drinking beer.

by jRiddle December 21, 2019