sad sausage

Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.

After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.

by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024

Sad sausage

a flaccid male penis - to hang about loosely

Man I can't get any ladies with this sad sausage in my pants.

by Whistlin' Willy November 19, 2020

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

angry sausages

when you projectile vomit whole frankfurters at people.

i have a bad case of angry sausages

by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023

Sausage suprise

A beautiful dish comprising of a sausage base, custard middle and spray cream top. This eloquent desert originated from Bristol UK.

Can you please make sausage suprise

by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023

Sausage Nipples

How MandJTV (Mikey) describes Miltank (Pokémon)

MandJTV: The problem with Miltank is that it has four giant sausage nipples.

by TravisRenegade January 17, 2024

rotisserie sausage

When you rotate your dick inside the vagina during sex

Ima hit this hoe with the rotisserie sausage

by Potato on the barrel April 16, 2017