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COW

"Stop fighting and COW"
by TESTETEST December 10, 2020
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Legend cow

A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.
by michihaha January 3, 2017
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Stroppy Cow

Someone who enjoys hard sex in a broken old boat while having 9 std's
She loves Stroppy Cow
I hate people who like Stroppy Cow
by Baby Yeeter 5000 September 2, 2019
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Cow

The cutest cat in the whole wide world. Gets on everybody’s nerves but who cares we still love him. Fat lil white thing that makes Amina happy.
Person 1: he’s so annoying!
Person 2: ik he’s such a cow.
by Cowstophermoomooboy June 12, 2020
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When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."
by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020
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cow

me;)
bitch imma cow, I am not a cat! I DONT SAY MEOW!BITCHHHH
by imma cow November 13, 2018
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gucci cow

a cow that is too gucci for you *sassy snap*
"that cow is so gucci it must be a gucci cow"
by somuchguccicow April 11, 2019
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