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cow sourcing

Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.

Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.

Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing

- Afghanistan - goat sourcing

- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.

That dude should just cow source the job.

With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
by Penix December 5, 2017
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challenge cow

The fat friend that always tries to cock block because she's bitter no dudes want to fuck her.
I met the hottest chick at the bar last night but I couldn't close because her challenge cow kept fucking it up.
by Matty Ace October 1, 2017
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Twisting A Cows Nipples

“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.
damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.
by mikereds_vicard July 28, 2023
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CUM COW

Toxic Meme from Aydin's cringy twitch chat
by floordaddy March 9, 2023
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cow

by I am a monkey June 4, 2023
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Cow

Cow: moooooo
by GoogleMan2005 January 27, 2021
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Cow Town

what you say when you plan on doing something in 45 minutes time.
“yo karim when r u sleeping ?” “shiiiiii probably in abt a cow town. “
by FuadFoamCannon April 26, 2024
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