Mushtabi

It’s an old Afghani word defining total hypocrite people. The Afghani hated them the most and thus called them Mushtabi.

Look, that guy is a total mushtabi. Yesterday he lied about his own wealth.

by DomCobb November 21, 2023

Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.

That guy sure is a mushroom king.

by SirRansom November 6, 2024

mushygrapeprayingforcookiekingandvexboltsandfriutsnackstoeatit

pronounced: "Mushy grape praying for cookieking and vexbolts and friutsnacks to eat it"
used to convey a sense of want or longing

"Dad! I mushygrapeprayingforcookiekingandvexboltsandfriutsnackstoeatit a dog!"

by Rowanm1010 November 13, 2024

Mushroum

Humorous variant of mushroom

- Hey, look at that thing over there, it's a mushroo-
- MUSHROUM!

I love mushroums.

by Mr. Please, Oh Please November 18, 2024

Mushy Milkshake

The sex term, “mushy milkshake”, is when a man, diarrheas into another man’s asshole, and then sticks his penis inside the man’s asshole, and keeps it in until ejaculation. Post-ejaculation, the man pours the concoction into a glass, and the two men enjoy the nice, warm, delicious Mushy Milkshake.

Trevor and his boyfriend Dylan enjoy nightly Mushy Milkshakes.

by John Tortorella December 5, 2024

Mushpon

The word to describe someone who looks like a crossover of a mushroom and a shrivelled up tampon

“woah, that guy cillian is seriously deformed”

“yeah bro, he looks like a mushpon”
“a what…?”
“a mushroom and a shrivelled up tampon. a mushpon”

by imogen….. December 13, 2023

mushpon

crossover of mushroom and tampon, given to a person that is so ugly and looks like a mushroom tampon crossover, also means idiot

look at that fucking mushpon he's so special looking

by footfungus271 December 13, 2023