Mexican Landscaper

When a couple has hot awkward intercourse in a corn field.

Dude that Mexican Landscaper felt so good last night

by Mr. Bush March 1, 2011

mexican blonde

a mexican girl who act as a blonde, dumb but pretty

the mexican blonde was pushing the door instead of pulling it

by nantoki July 4, 2010

Mexican Charliehorse

When you receive a charlie-horse from being shot by a riot control gun(rubber ball)

I tried to run away from the police man but they gave me a mexican charliehorse!

by Macc18 November 30, 2010

Mexican Sleighride

When one funnels Extra Hot Pace Picante Sauce into one's anal cavity prior to anal intercourse. Diced jalapeno and habanero peppers are also permissible.

Bill Clinton enjoyed giving Hilary a Mexican Sleighride!

by tweek` December 5, 2010

Mexican Socks

A 'fancy' way of saying someone is barefoot.

Mark: "Hey, I see you're wearing your Mexican Socks!"

(Nathan looks down)

Nathan: "I'm... I'm not wearing any socks."

(Mark nods)

by lawlzwut December 8, 2014

mexican jetpack

5 pounds of beans + butt plug ( wait 2 days )

Eat mucho beans ram butt plug up ass.
Wait 2 days squat down light match pull plug WOW! mexican jetpack! a small hombre can go vertical for 14 feet.

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

mexican hug

mexican hug is using one's legs around beer belly.

At dance south of El paso, Que chicka bonita gave me mexican hug.
Then she gave mexican licky, knee huggie, stright leg, around the world bare back.
WOW I could hardly walk back across the border...

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006