scrambled eggs between the legs

a woman's pussy

she likes to show off her scrambled eggs between the legs.

by Marcy January 28, 2004

Baby Momma Leg Lock

(BMLL) A martial arts jujitsu move only performed by women. This trapping move is inflicted by the crazed female upon the male victim of her choice during intercourse. The female (on top) full mounts the male (on back) and locks her legs around him when he is about to spew his swimmers... commonly resulting in non-consensual pregnancy. Also known as the “child trapper.”

Your Honor, my client is indeed the father, but should be exempt from child support, insert crazy hoe name victimized my client with the (BMLL) Baby Momma Leg Lock ...

male yelling for help in hotel room “Help! Call da po po ! BMLL!

by Jay Jay Ducky January 9, 2021

"Are you bitchin' on my leg?"

Are you for real? or Are you kidding me?

If someone is being outrageous, or something outrageous happens (playing pool and you make a crappy shot or someone accidentally sinks four of his balls) instead of saying, "Are you kidding me?" or "Are you for real?" you would say "Are you bitchin' on my leg?"

by Jacob and Dru December 20, 2007

bow legged swamp donkey

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.

Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

by Come on meow November 28, 2014

that thing between my legs

Yer dick/fanny

What's that thing between my legs

by NerdyBulbasaur December 26, 2016

Sock through the pant leg

Something so out of pocket, that you could pull your sock up thorough your pant leg

Friend 1: The reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend2: That’s soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh

by anonymous December 10, 2021

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020