"Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and fuckee agree that the fuck that was fucked was a fucking great fuck"
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"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"
"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"
by DanDingo the GREAT! September 29, 2006
Get the Law of contract fucking mug.Pizza Law: When eating pizza, it is always socially acceptable to burp loudly afterwards, to show both praise to and thanks for the glory that is pizza. All shall accept and celebrate this show of praise and gratitude to the pizza without complaint or ill will.
Person 1: *belches*
Person 2: Dude, c'mon......
Person 1: Pizza Law, bro.....are you some kind of heretic anti-pizza-ite or something?
Person 1: It really bothers me when you burp after eating pizza, it's really gross.
Person 2: Pizza Law. Get real or get a new friend.
Person 2: Dude, c'mon......
Person 1: Pizza Law, bro.....are you some kind of heretic anti-pizza-ite or something?
Person 1: It really bothers me when you burp after eating pizza, it's really gross.
Person 2: Pizza Law. Get real or get a new friend.
by Justbelieveme January 7, 2017
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"Hey, I just found this video on YouTube disproving evolution."
"I've seen that one too, good example of Rennie's Law; he had to redefine evolution to disprove it."
"I've seen that one too, good example of Rennie's Law; he had to redefine evolution to disprove it."
by Robert Sandler January 2, 2008
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by Tiffstuff828 October 10, 2018
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According to Shabron's Law, when a 401 bus passes by going south. Another 401 should pass by going north. Therefore a constant trail of 401 buses should at all times be passing by.
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-Claire’s parents aren’t in love, but she told me they were laughing together and joking at the family meeting. They didn’t even get a divorce, so I think they’re friends-in-law
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I believe the best teacher of the Law of Attraction is (Abraham Hicks) !
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I believe the best teacher of the Law of Attraction is (Abraham Hicks) !
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