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Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.
Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.
by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024
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Jordan

Jordan is a fine ahhh Mfka that make a Mfka fall in love freaky and funny get you yo own Jordan
Him:My name Jordan

Me:my nigga you Automatically fine šŸ˜›
by Im dat bihhh November 22, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan’s are AMAZING people and are the best boyfriends. He is cute, funny, smart, and knows how to make a girl smile. He’s a bad singer but tries to be funny about it. Jordan’s can get an attitude sometimes but, if your his true friend he’ll forgive you. Jordan’s are very kind but are not afraid to throw punches. He will do anything he can to help out and will without a doubt fight for the ones he love. If your in a relationship with a Jordan, then your honestly the luckiest person alive. Jordan is an amazing person overall!
Dudette 1: Oh who’s that cute boy over there?
Dudette 2: Oh that’s Jordan!
by jordanzgirl June 26, 2019
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Jordan Valenzuela

A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"

"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
by shaniatwink September 21, 2022
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Jordan Rachel

by Thegainz1 March 9, 2021
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Jordan Odom

Jordan odom is so fine and he listens to playboi carti<3 , he would also take yo bitch .
Damn thats yo bitch, i seen ha wit jordan odom in the hallway
by Jordan Odom . November 24, 2021
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Jordan S

She’s a pillow princess who shags every lad she sees eventhough she has many STDs
Mom 1 ā€œMy son goes out with Jordan Sā€
Mom 2 ā€œI’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDsā€
by Xx_Bender_xX March 31, 2024
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