jeffroll

To post memes on Facebook or other social media which may appear to be on any topic (astronomy, zoology, history, home decorating, etc.) but which ultimately end with the phrase "Epstein didn't kill himself," "Jeffrey Epstein was murdered," or some variant thereof. Similar to the duckroll or Rick Roll, but intended to convey greater social consciousness, and to escape the normal social penalties associated with being tiresome and repetitive due to the strong suspicion that you're right.

Meme: 'Pumpkin spice' is primarily cinnamon and nutmeg, with other spices added. The use of these spices in pumpkin pie dates back to the 17th century…
Reader: And here comes the jeffroll.
Meme: …pumpkins were often cooked inside their shells, similar to how Jeffrey Epstein was strangled in his cell…
Reader: Called it.

by scopist November 2, 2019

Jeffed

When you befriend someone to get them to sign up for a 3 yr contract for the new iPhone and blaze you up fat, but ghost you when the Bill's pile up at your house and the creditors are calling 24/7

Oh dude Jeff totally Jeffed Charles, what a cheese wheeler.

by Mplystyle89 November 3, 2019

Jeff

Jeff, jeff is strong mentally, spiritually, and physically. He is often described as having the “longest shlongs of them all”
And being very rough in bed. Jeff is very handsome and sexy. He is also known for how well he treats women, and how he treats the men on his bad side (death). So girls if u get a chance to get a Jeff in the bag don’t let him slip out of your grasp!

Jeff slammer my pussy so hard last night that I came 6 times, my eyes rolled permanently in the back of my head and I can’t walk anymore. He got me pregnant, it’s my fault tho. It felt so good as he was Pulling out I wrapped my legs around his waist and screamed( cum all up inside my guts). And he did- Reilly Reid

by Barack Obama 61 November 4, 2019

jeffrey

Someone who talks to your girl behind your back and when ya'll have known each other for most of your life and has only known the girl for a day and tells you not to be like that when you ask him to not talk to her.

You: I found out my suppossed friend Jeffrey, went to go talk to my girlfriend.
Friend: screw him

by Jeffrey Chaney November 5, 2019

Jeffin

It’s basically like capping just used by someone from the south

I feel like bro was straight jeffin about fucking amy

by Rgschris November 5, 2019

JEFFERSON

A Person that works on urban dictionary. He can help you by chatting with you online. But some people mock him and keep asking the same questions like me :) And I oop, I just spilled the tea :)))) Also did I mention he works in my school and shoots dirty look in the hallways??!! Wow I really am lucky.

Person: Don;t be a JEFFERSON

by MACBOOKAIRPROMONEY November 11, 2019

Jeff

Jeff is a person that everyone has, he is someone that is with you side by side no matter what. He is someone that you can trust and help. Everyone has a jeff but they just might not know it yet but someday they will find who there jeff is

I found out who my jeff is

by sujfjb December 16, 2019