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Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.
Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes
by DrMillerLite August 22, 2022
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weed pen

A marijuana vaporizer cartridge and battery set designed mainly to be a portable, non-combustible use mechanism. Also known as a vape pen when not specific for cannabis.
“I don’t want the heavier smoke from a rolled joint, so please pass the filled weed pen so I can vape it.”
by Stonercoder February 21, 2024
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Weeding the pumpkin

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office
by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019
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Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.
I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.
by Trillith November 27, 2021
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Left eye weed

Pink eye or Conjunctavitis. Painful af.
"Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"

"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"
by RedDevil9001 July 4, 2022
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Weed Pulling

When giving a hand job, some pubes are snagged as a part of the process and get pulled on the up stroke.
Things were going great until her ring snagged...I gotta keep the garden in better order to stop the weed pulling.
by Geroooo January 5, 2021
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Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato
"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale
by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017
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