Human Capri Sun

Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.

When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.

by IntoTheGrimm May 5, 2022

Human

A being cursed with a brain that never shuts up

I hate being human.

by Why_brain_no_function May 12, 2022

Humaidh

The guy who's soul gets darker the more he gets hurt

Oh my god! What happened to him he's so different he doesn't care about people anymore, he has become a humaidh

by The only tan kid May 17, 2022

Human

You are one or at least I think you are . Humans are living beings. They are the smartest beings and yet the dumbest ones. I would even say humans are the most emotional beings out there. Humans live on purpose . They all try to find their purpose in this world and when they feel no purpose they get fucking depressed mostly . Quick little note - u don’t need to do something big or make a huge difference before you die just be a decent fucking human. Humans are powerful and very fascinating but humans need to know how to use their knowledge and advancements for the good. They can do good. Some do ofc but I feel majority don’t .humans are also the most diverse living beings . Each and everyone one are different from each other. Well anyways remember to appreciate you being part of something big aka the universe. And enjoy life it’s too short not to. Besides you get t.o live only once so don’t regret not doing things on your death bed because this is your last chance .

‘ hello there I’m a human’

‘ those are humans ‘

by coolingeomentrybox May 24, 2022

Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022

Humaan

Humaan is a pretty rare name usually used as a boy's Persian name. People with this name mostly have light brown hair and blue eyes, Because of their descendents immigrating from Russia.

Humaan: My name is sometimes written as "Human". Therfore people mostly confuse it with another name since mine is pretty rare.
Other person: Oh! I didn't know that because I also had it wrong and called you the wrong name when I first met you.

by Moonie.pie May 27, 2022

Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022