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horse magic baby juice

The cream that gives yo horses the herps.
The male horse sprayed its magic baby juice all up in dat junk.

#Horse magic baby juice
by FiddleBilly November 6, 2017
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horse cock forehead rubbing

When a male horse rubs his erection on the forehead of a human being.
Dude, iv'e been horse cock forehead rubbing all night dude.
by Shaquandah January 16, 2009
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Course my horse

Mom: are all your chores done?
Child: Course my horse.
by [insert username] May 10, 2015
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big fat horse cock

person 1: Woah i banged a horse last night and the big fag horse cock was gigantic!
person 2: i love the taste of big fat horse cock!😋
by bigfathorsecöck June 3, 2020
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Feed My Horse At Midnight

When a Girl (Most Likely To Be From Highfield) Invites You To 'Feed Her Horse At Midnight' She Is Asking You To Poke Her Up Her Dirty Little Fantoosh, Do NOT Say Yes As Your Fingers Will Go Green And Drop Off, and You Will More Than Likely Get Aids Or Some Other STI
Amy: Hey Sexy, Wanna Come Feed MY Horse At Midnight?
Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.
Amy: OMG STFU!!!
Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.

¬_¬
by YOURMAMSNICE June 13, 2008
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hip hop horse cops

innovative tv show about american horseback police devised by the great melanie wilk with a little help from her loose and mad cohorts.
where's my pony at?
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004
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Don't corrupt your horses

When someone complains, you respond with this. It means something like "Oh, just look at my situatuion."
Friend: "Aw, dangit. I barely get paid anything. I wish I got paid more."
You: "Don't corrupt your horses. I just got laid off."
by lover1349 December 30, 2009
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