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Get the How ya dern mug.MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
Get the Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me mug.Watching little kids for 7 hours life hasn’t been easy best boyfriend in the world but a pretty annoying life most annoying brother and family kinda lol but love them
Person number 1 : im feeling annoyed but my life is pretty awesome
Person2: Ik what you mean
Person 1: wdym
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by Kenni_benni4 July 26, 2025
Get the How it feels to be annoyed mug.I wouldn't say I developed it but, rather (and I think you'll like this)...
Hym "I just reach deeper into the tank. My online persona isn't much different from how I would talk with my online friends (save for the rape and the child murder and the Candace Owens having a fat-pink pussy) but if I were to take how I would act with my gaming friends and then just reach Al liiiitle bit deeper... I'm right here baby. Or every time some jackals if himming and hawing about which fucking lottery tickets he wasn't to buy or some bitch needs to do 4 separate transactions because she can't use her food stamps and get gas on the same transaction and, oh, wait! She also need to put money on her cash app! And she forgot her drink. And all I want is to get some coffee but I haven't had a chance to step away from the counter in 65 consecutive minutes because this bitch won't just hurry it the fuck up and now I gotta stand here and wait for her to go get her drink even though BY THE TIME SHE GETS BACK TO THE COUNTER.... EVEN IF she is the last costumer of the 65 minute chain of customers by the time she gets back there is going to be 2 more motherfuckers walking in the door. One of which is coming straight to the counter for cigarettes and the other is going to be at the counter by the time this guy finishes.
Hym "I just reach deeper into the tank. My online persona isn't much different from how I would talk with my online friends (save for the rape and the child murder and the Candace Owens having a fat-pink pussy) but if I were to take how I would act with my gaming friends and then just reach Al liiiitle bit deeper... I'm right here baby. Or every time some jackals if himming and hawing about which fucking lottery tickets he wasn't to buy or some bitch needs to do 4 separate transactions because she can't use her food stamps and get gas on the same transaction and, oh, wait! She also need to put money on her cash app! And she forgot her drink. And all I want is to get some coffee but I haven't had a chance to step away from the counter in 65 consecutive minutes because this bitch won't just hurry it the fuck up and now I gotta stand here and wait for her to go get her drink even though BY THE TIME SHE GETS BACK TO THE COUNTER.... EVEN IF she is the last costumer of the 65 minute chain of customers by the time she gets back there is going to be 2 more motherfuckers walking in the door. One of which is coming straight to the counter for cigarettes and the other is going to be at the counter by the time this guy finishes.
Extending chain between the amount of time I have spent wanting to go grab a coffee and the time it takes for me to get a coffee. And in that moment.. I... Am... Hym... And if not for the perpetually slew of money I receive to not tell these people that 'No, you don't need any fucking lottery asshole get the fuck out of here there are 3 fucking people behind you just fucking pick one' and 'I'll grant you the food stamps and the gas because you literally can't do both I the same transaction but seriously get the fuck out of my face right now I want to get my fucking coffee you bitch- OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! ANOTHER ONE! THANKS! THANKS! I HAVE TO WAIT EVEN LONGER NOW AND THAT IS ENTIRELY... YOUR FAULT. Another 5 minutes of thirst because of you.' So... That. That's how I crafted my persona. By dialing myself down from 100 to 0-5 every day so I can fucking deal with these people who I would GLADLY fucking kill over nothing. That is exactly how much I have done to craft this persona."
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