Talk to a man about a horse

Technically a saying you’re father would say when he goes to do something that is none of you’re business or he will when you ask his business

What are you doing dad can I come with, no son I’m going to talk to a man about a horse

by Novanityboy September 13, 2022

horse cock forehead rubbing

When a male horse rubs his erection on the forehead of a human being.

Dude, iv'e been horse cock forehead rubbing all night dude.

by Shaquandah January 17, 2009

Course my horse

Basically another version of totes my goats

Mom: are all your chores done?
Child: Course my horse.

by [insert username] May 09, 2015

big fat horse cock

a horses fat slobbering genital

person 1: Woah i banged a horse last night and the big fag horse cock was gigantic!
person 2: i love the taste of big fat horse cock!😋

by bigfathorsecöck June 04, 2020

Feed My Horse At Midnight

When a Girl (Most Likely To Be From Highfield) Invites You To 'Feed Her Horse At Midnight' She Is Asking You To Poke Her Up Her Dirty Little Fantoosh, Do NOT Say Yes As Your Fingers Will Go Green And Drop Off, and You Will More Than Likely Get Aids Or Some Other STI

Amy: Hey Sexy, Wanna Come Feed MY Horse At Midnight?
Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.
Amy: OMG STFU!!!
Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.

¬_¬

by YOURMAMSNICE June 13, 2008

hip hop horse cops

innovative tv show about american horseback police devised by the great melanie wilk with a little help from her loose and mad cohorts.

where's my pony at?

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 04, 2004

2 men 1 horse

Some weird kinky shit nobody should watch. Not horse porn

But Beastiality

Person 1 - Hay you've seen 2 men 1 horse right
Person 2 - Yeah Why?
Person 1 - Well i booked horse riding for today
Person 2 - FUCK NO

by The4Turtsman May 19, 2017