Someone who is kind, smart, and a chill gal. Lowkey is a fein for tigers and dinosaurs. Her wardrobe is robust with not cringy clothing. You just know she's a trend setter. Although she doesn't like dutch bros or yoga, she still is the main attraction. She always manages to laugh at everything you say, even though I just shared a very traumatic story. Those blue eyes will capture your soul... and heart. Don't let the looks fool you, she's a feisty one.
by poopysauce7 February 5, 2025
Get the Miss Funk mug.a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
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(noun, informal, often humorous)
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances, hair product, and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances, hair product, and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
“The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.”
by Sandancer69 March 16, 2025
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1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.
by Sandancer69 March 27, 2025
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rockstar lifestyle, narcissistic tendencies, has cops on pay roll, laughs at his own jokes, loves looking at himself but doesnt love himself, does hit kids and animals, also farts alot, cracks good jokes that he more then likely stole from sb else, roid rage, road rage, has to have a spots car typically challenger, farts alot, also poops his pants sometimes, has hemorrhoids, farts alot, very successful business owner, did i mention he farts alot? also is a secret ballerina and wears pink, does sometimes love his kids but only when they make him look good, has ALOT and i mean ALOT of ball jockers
rockstar lifestyle, narcissistic tendencies, has cops on pay roll, laughs at his own jokes, loves looking at himself but doesnt love himself, does hit kids and animals, also farts alot, cracks good jokes that he more then likely stole from sb else, roid rage, road rage, has to have a spots car typically challenger, farts alot, also poops his pants sometimes, has hemorrhoids, farts alot, very successful business owner, did i mention he farts alot? also is a secret ballerina and wears pink, does sometimes love his kids but only when they make him look good, has ALOT and i mean ALOT of ball jockers
“dammm u seen debo funk?”
“yeah bro i wanna be just like him”
“u such a debo funk”
“man what?? i thought that was you”
“nigga that was my sister tf”
“i love debo funk”
“all the girls do”
“daumm what just came out of yo ass sum debo funk?”
“yeah bro i wanna be just like him”
“u such a debo funk”
“man what?? i thought that was you”
“nigga that was my sister tf”
“i love debo funk”
“all the girls do”
“daumm what just came out of yo ass sum debo funk?”
by jim bithell April 24, 2025
Get the debo funk mug.Mike Literous: ong last night Jenna asked me to eat her ass- but I just gave her that big old Chunder funk allll night. Dw she liked it ;)
by SuperiorVenaCava August 5, 2025
Get the Chunder Funk mug.An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.
James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.
by bigmammashouseofsoul January 21, 2009
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