When your friend claims their straight but has sex with a transgender that identifies to the opposite gender of the friend
“ I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he had sex with a transgender woman.”
“ I guess he’s an Open Door Closet”
“ I guess he’s an Open Door Closet”
by Fantasic? Wait say that again September 2, 2025
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The act of eating pizza and passing out.
Sex Position:
When you bend over a large butted "dumptruck" of a woman, and at the point of entry, she slams her butthole shut.
The act of eating pizza and passing out.
Sex Position:
When you bend over a large butted "dumptruck" of a woman, and at the point of entry, she slams her butthole shut.
Analogy:
Yo bro, I totally Dumptruck Door Slammed last night.
Sex Position
Yo bro, I totally got Dumptruck door slammed last night.
Yo bro, I totally Dumptruck Door Slammed last night.
Sex Position
Yo bro, I totally got Dumptruck door slammed last night.
by Dumptruck Door Slam September 4, 2025
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Simply put it, we all hate them...
You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...
Simply put it, we all hate them...
You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...
Person 1: hey I'm late can you open the door?
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!
by Edward2009 September 10, 2025
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by Meathouse door September 27, 2025
Get the Meathouse door mug.When someone identifies as straight but shows a genuine romantic and/or great personal interest in a transgender person who identifies as the opposite gender of that person.
“I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he’s dating a transgender woman.”
“I guess he’s an Open Door Closet.”
“I guess he’s an Open Door Closet.”
by Fantastic? 90210 October 15, 2025
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Get the try the door mug.A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.
If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"
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