dad eye

When your dad stalks and watches you when you are with your boyfriend.

Dude, you are getting some serious dad eye right now!

by @jmini249 January 15, 2017

Dad

Missing

My dad has been missing for 15 years of my life

by Dad where are you? March 14, 2020

your dad

someone who's still getting milk 25 years later

someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom

you: he's out getting milk

by i am having sex with your da April 2, 2022

dad

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

by daddy owo January 2, 2022

gay dad

gay

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by MAXINE dkfghnerdfgkln April 16, 2019

Dad

Never came home from buying the milk at the grocery store.

kid:Mom where did dad go 23 years after I was born??
mom:he is your dad so he won’t come back

by That beotch September 20, 2020

Dad

Dad is a grate funny strong man who you can have a laugh with also will always be there to protect there daughter from a man

My dad is a very interesting person

by Livvy tock ❤️✨ December 4, 2020