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Like eye candy but with a sassy, bombshell-punk twist: An alt-indie hottie who shows off glorious amounts of skin, smatterings of ink and loads of badass edge.
"Did you catch that hot-ass piece of eye candi workin' the counter at the used records store?”
by mr something May 18, 2014
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Dirty candy

taping a piece of candy to the ass ready for a good ass eating
You ready to try the Dirty candy ?
by Dev_atar February 24, 2022
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Candi

Candi is a very sweet, kind, heart warming, loving, and shy girl. She can also have a little crazy personality when you least expect it. Candi is known for her She’s not very well liked by most women. Candi is the kind of woman to keep to herself and is often quiet. She is also a huge introvert. I often think that woman hate her and envy her because of her jaw dropping looks. She also has the best luck with boys! She can pull whoever she wants, but it doesn’t last unless she wants it to. She knows she can pull whatever man she wants and end it whenever she wants. She’s only been heart broken a few times, but that doesn’t stop her from getting a man’s attention! She doesn’t really mind what others think of her which is what pisses off everyone the most. When she gets insulted, she’ll laugh it off. If she get’s mistreated, she’ll shrug it off. If she gets hurt, she’ll walk it off. She’ll always stay unbothered. She doesn’t let anything hurt her, unless it’s her own feelings and actions that hurt her. She has the cutest fashion and a soothing voice that I could listen to all day and I won’t get bored of it. Candi makes sure that everyone is included and tries her hardest to put on smile on everyone’s faces when they’re at their lowest. When you hear her name, you’ll either smile or make a sour face. Loyalty is her middle name. If you share a secret with her and she barley knows you, you best believe she’ll keep that secret. Go find yourself a Candi, everyone needs her.
(Girl): have you’ve seen Candi’s outfit today? It’s so cute!

(Boy): not only that, but she looks gorgeous today. you think I got a chance with her?

(Girl): no way! she’s way to good for you! just look at her then look at you.

(Boy): I think she’ll let me in her circle, she gives everyone turn.

(Girl): I wish I could attract guys that easily. I feel so single, I’m practically in need of a boyfriend! it must be so easy for her.

(Boy): cute face, cute personality, cute body, she has it all. I wonder if her mom is cute too.
by Angilo November 21, 2023
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Pants candy

You girls wants some pants candy?!
by Joball69 November 1, 2017
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Candy Buffalo Hunting

The act in two men ejaculating in each others asshole’s (anus) and then respectively “butt spitting” back and fourth until past like fluid is achieved.
Hey jasper wanna go “candy Buffalo Huntingtonight?
by Ruby James March 26, 2022
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Eye candy

Im smoking too much and getting eye candy from not circulation of blood.
by Tweeker May 12, 2024
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Candy

HEY! You subscribed to David! That is priceless! Do I not have a profound taste in entertainment? He's good, right?
Hym "Hilarious! He's an anti-China guy too. I can see it now: David and Candy, ultimate collaboration! That'd be cool. Too soon to pivot to China stuff so you'd have to wait until it's thematic or relevant but it's a good thing to have in your back pocket."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
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