Monsieur Candy

When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in the movie "Django".

She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsieur Candy

by Dshiznit93 July 16, 2022

Candy Mountain

A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.

“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.

Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”

by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 31, 2023

Candy mountain

Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.

Josh: *Says something cringe*
Everyone: "Josh, go climb Candy mountain"

by Oxfordicktionary November 04, 2021

Emo candy stick

A derogatory term for a straight person

Chad: Pride month shouldn't exist
Emily: Shut up you fucking emo candy stick

by Straightpride October 05, 2021

Cotton candy bang

The sweetest bang of your life.

That was a cotton candy bang

by Itsmebigd February 11, 2017

Free Candy

Giving away candy for free. Mostly given by people in white van cars.

Hey kid do you want some free candy, just come to my van over here.

by orange_FAYGO December 27, 2022

candy crunch

When you eat the butt and get a dry crunch poop in your mouth

Push surprised me with a Candy crunch last night.

by BigDilATL September 04, 2023