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Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.
"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."
by Edward Current June 12, 2024
mugGet the Hassle burgermug.

Burgers

A reference to Americans and their proclivity for fast food chains, degenerate materialism, and love for spreading "culture" that no one else wants.
Burgers pay
>43% federal tax
>13% state tax
>7% sales tax
>1% property tax
Total: 64% tax
Do burgers really pay 64% of their income on tax?
by hellonello April 28, 2021
mugGet the Burgersmug.

jessie burgers

yup, thats her
by yassy in your mums bed June 20, 2022
mugGet the jessie burgersmug.

Scooter Burger

When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it

#Cuckold
Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce
by anonymous July 10, 2023
mugGet the Scooter Burgermug.

sniffin my burger

slang for a woman absolutely brown nosing a man who got off the porcelain thrown and did not wipe
should have seen the way she was sniffin my burger last night
by Booboodung March 18, 2024
mugGet the sniffin my burgermug.

Burger King foot lettuce

Delicious frickn lettuce made by yours truly feet

I like 68 Good rapper
Oh wow that’s good Burger King foot lettuce
by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021
mugGet the Burger King foot lettucemug.
A good example of complete silliness that will eventually leak into your personal life, and ruin your entire life. Saying, writing, sign languaging, or whatever you do with this will most likely result in a one time truck ride to the nearest maximum security prison. Typically written in graffiti, or on elementary-schoolers' notebooks, this is severely offensive to every single human in the world. Being said, it will refer to someone as a foolish little kid, who only understands foolish talk like the word in question. Warning: this may result in the loss of many friendships
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