Jordan

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids

Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie

by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018

Jordan

JORDAN???!!

Tamweez: "Have you seen Jordan?"
Don Balconi: "JORDAN?!!"

by notslurry November 21, 2021

Jordan forehead

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.

ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"

by Nah broooo September 15, 2023

Jordan

The King of Canada, and the hottest man alive, a person who has atomic rizz

Jordan rizzed up 40 girls

by Rizzer6942939 March 7, 2023

Jordans

A group of crazy awesome basketball players

Look at those jordans over there!

by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016

Jordan

A snacc with sexy hips

person 1: dang look at his hips
person 2: definitely a jordan

by blueberry_333 September 11, 2020

Michael Jordan

🐐

Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)

by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023