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The siuu of South Africa.his the best footballer in the world and gets all the ladies
by Siuu guy January 13, 2022
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skatepark, works at zumiezs, fire, is short.
if you ever go to zumiez don't trust the man name Jordan he lied about Jordan skatepark and says stuff is fire but he lies
by draco malfoy haircut August 6, 2022
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Jordan has a massive penis that is at least 12 inch's and has a godly six pack. Jordans are most compatible with Y. He also gets alot of head and sex. They the best at sexz
Jordan is a fire person.
by Fnjorjor March 3, 2024
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This is Jordan
by Cool doggie June 18, 2021
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Biggest dick energy ever, 10/10 sleeping points, avid sim player, probably knows simlish. I love him, you should too. If you don't, I'll eat your legs. He's literally the sweetest most supportive man ever, probably more than your dad :/

If you're not talking about jordan, thinking about him or trying to get with his mom..what are you even doing??
Girl 1: "oh god, it's jordan"
Girl 2: *moan*
by Nadrojboi December 30, 2022
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Some kid with a crusty lip and looks like some one chewed on it
Hey who is that

Jordan he looks like somone chewed on his lip
by Blueberry all’s January 13, 2020
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A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you
by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017
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