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Jimmy

Jimmy the type of guy once you see him you can't take your eyes off him. Man he is just that guy. Has the biggest dick in his school. Most popular kid in High school, but doesn't peak there. He then becomes one of the best athletes ever or a smokin hot porn star. Every black dude invites him to the cook out, and give him the n-word pass, then they get on there knees and start bowing while sucking his huge ass cock. Fuck it then all the smokin hot porn stars from around the world undress and have an 8 sum with him (him being the only male). He could dictate the world if he wanted, but he ain't into that Hitler shit. He is definitely helping out in the community solving world peace and helping in elderly homes, or helping put food on kids plates that don't have any. He also has like 10 kids because his wife gets to excited. The whole world loves him and he is finding a place for us to live when the earth falls apart. FERDA
That guy is a jimmy. ( meaning he is the most perfect human ever)

All niggas love Jimmy. ( meaning everyone loves jimmy)
by Everyonelovesjimmy4 January 18, 2022
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Jimmy wayne

A highly skilled penis speed bagger who indulges in multiple male partner escapades
That group of cops are a bunch of jimmy waynes.
by Barry Mc Cockinhim February 13, 2022
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jimmy

an ugly man who is a player and thinks he is everything
Emilie: Jimmy is so ugly idk how you think he’s hawt
by ihsjwiejfbnsnamsx January 31, 2021
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Jimmy

Jimmy is a caring, loving, sweet, and attractive man, who is quiet and shy, but warms up quickly. He is absolutely badass, and appears non-intimidating, but could totally kick a bear's ass in the forest with his bare fists. He is extremely helpful and courteous of others, and always puts others foward, despite how he feels. He takes up interests in fascinating things, and has a great sense of drip. He is incredibly intelligent and artistic, and loves animals, especially cats. He is an amazing cuddler, and a great person and partner to be with. His upbeat energy to contagious, along with his sweet laugh and pretty smile.

He is outgoing and is determined to get things done, but never worries and frustrates himself with things he doesn't care about. He is a great person to be with, and is a complete bitch magnet.
"There goes Jimmy in his kitten themed sweater, attracting all the hoes."
by pussypinkpower448 March 20, 2022
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jimmy goat

Like a billy goat, but can't bleet. When this happens, you get goat screaming memes. A jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. Inspired by the fictitious character Jimmy Valmer from South Park.
"Look at this goat screaming video! It's hilarious!"
"Oh yeah, that's a jimmy goat."
by InHoc Urban April 11, 2015
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Jimmy james

Jimmy James is the biggest chavvi 💪💪
Jimmy James is massive and a big chavvi
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Jimmy Ham, the youngest son of the Porkston Family."
"Hey Adrian Pork, Did Jimmy Ham call you?"
by Pork Historical Society September 27, 2024
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