Dick: off

Dick in 'off' position. Very uninterested. Turned off.

She told me her boyfriend was bad in bed, I replied "Dick: off."

by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020

Dicking

The act of hitting things with your dick.

I dicked the coffee table yesterday.

I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.

by Ich möchte sterben February 27, 2020

Dick

Tony Lopez🚁🚁

Tony lopez has a dangling dick🚁🚁🚁

by skilled freak February 27, 2020

Dick mouth

When a girl/guy has sucked so many dicks that it leaves the top of your mouth more weathered then it should be

I was cleaning a patient’s teeth and had to stop and leave the room at I went straight to my coworker and said “girl your wouldn’t believe the dick mouth on this bitch”

by Jk13 February 27, 2020

big dick barrundum

1: the situation where you cant deal with a big dick.

2: with you get barraged by big dicks.

damn, piper perri just got big dick barrundumed.

by the man, the myth, the leggend February 27, 2020

Dick milker

When Anton is too scared to have an opinion and dick milks another person's opinions and feelings in fear

"I dont want to play this game, what if "other person" thinks its bad"
"Anton, dont be such a dick milker"

by HmmmLibrary February 28, 2020

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020