National Grab Dick Month

Only in the month of September you can grab only 1 guys dick, so make sure it's someone you think has a shlong on them, cause for the month you can grab there junk with no remorse!
Katie: Hey David! It's National Grab Dick Month!!! *grabs dick*
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?
by mishter August 29, 2021
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National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!
Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment
by mishter August 29, 2021
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Sniffle dick

When a guy doesn't get a blow job and whines and cries likena little bitch afterwards.
When johnmy couldnt get a blowjob he went home and cried like a sniffle dick
by big 10-4 March 30, 2023
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vert dick

Biggest NN coming from US, who? Dude got tapped while trying to play smart, but he is botnik NN
vert dick stop talking
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Desert Dick

When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
by Urk Da Jerk August 11, 2015
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Mobey Dick

Any man who takes sexual desire to women of extreme size and weight, whito is a clear example of participating in these activities as he has a profound interest in women who have a large stature.
geeze! Mobey loves a good whale, Thats the 4th BBW video hes watched today. Hes a real Mobey Dick!
by Stinky Fag 69 August 28, 2021
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