dick

cpr song with dick. Now shut the fuck us and don’t search this you stupid fucking fat motherfucking bitch.

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by debijcencjdn May 8, 2022

lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 30, 2017

Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

Dick

World has a strange addiction to it . We talk about a 15cm worm (sometimes bigger) . This thing somehow complete all of our gasps.

Love your dick buddy

we do not all have one

by Maybeitsbetterthisway November 21, 2021

wagon dick

An uncircumcised dick

Ohh yeah?? Shut up you wagon dick

by YaTuSabes😂😂 July 19, 2018

Cross Country Dicking

When you travel from state to state to meet in the streets and get freaky in the sheets.

DeAndre: "Im gonna go 'Cross Country Dicking'. This girl is so freaky, my guy."
Jamal: "What the fuck is 'Cross Country Dicking'?"
D: "Its where you can drive from St. Louis to Chicago to go lay some pipe on it!"
J: "Damn. Well good luck."

by ThotPatrolThotBustersInc. July 21, 2019

Double Dick Energy

A variant of “Big Dick Energy”, where one has the confidence of two Big Dicks, instead of just one

What’s up bitches?! Y’all know I can FUCK both of you ladies til y’all fucking CUM LIKE FILTHY WHORES because I’ve got that DOUBLE DICK ENERGY!!

by Magherra July 14, 2025