Ass Ketchup

A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.

Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?

I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.

by BigBojo February 22, 2022

Ass assing

Pointless actions or thinking; tomfoolery, bullshit or fuckery

To the irrelevant 🙄 - “I don’t care, you can hate me for no reason and Imma still go about my day the same way I did before…have fun with your ass assing ✌️”

by JDocWebb December 1, 2021

Apple Seed Ass

When someone literally has NO ass to them at all, ITS FLAT.

I thought Justin looked good, then I saw he has an apple seed ass.

by loveyounot October 4, 2016

Shit-Ass

"Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?"

Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?

by Baldski.Png March 19, 2021

Punk Ass Bitch

It's Harris.

#FuckYouHarris
Punk Ass Bitch

by AdoCotter March 13, 2017

ass spoiler

where someone shits in another person's asshole. see also ground beef

I gave her an ass spoiler last night.

by aaron montalvo December 16, 2006

Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop

I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish

by D Flawless August 18, 2022