Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.

That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.

by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021

Fat ass punk

An overweight douche bag who talks lots of crap and talks like a thug and always try to start shit

I’m getting real sick of that fat ass punk Saul I’m gonna fuck his shut up

by Phantom04 March 18, 2021

Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.

Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021

ass nug

A little turd that comes from the chocolate starfish.

"Susan!? You have an ass nug falling out!"

by anonymous March 19, 2021

Shit-Ass

"Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?"

Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?

by Baldski.Png March 19, 2021

dumb ass bitch

the dumbest most battiest bitch in town!

this dumb ass bitch is a motherfucking baddie

by eliza_25 March 22, 2021