a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de
by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

1) Austin: Yo I gotta practice my frestylin' so I can get that ass jaunt tonight
Miles: Aight Aight start dat free jaunt
Austin: Uh Uh 1 2 1 2. Aight aight so check it suck a nigga dick
Miles: Aight Aight start dat free jaunt
Austin: Uh Uh 1 2 1 2. Aight aight so check it suck a nigga dick
by At jaunt October 13, 2014

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.
by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

A person who cries like a bitch when they get pinched and they start crying or they think they are so fucking tough then they would cry so hard if even a 5 year old girl or boy hits them
Tough wannabe: im gonna beat your ass
Me: okay dude
Tough wannabe: don't tell me I warned you
Me: *pinches him*
Tough wannabe: cries like a bitch
Me: what a bitch ass nigga
Me: okay dude
Tough wannabe: don't tell me I warned you
Me: *pinches him*
Tough wannabe: cries like a bitch
Me: what a bitch ass nigga
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater December 2, 2024

by siren.morgue October 16, 2018

dumbass: the dumbest dumb ass in urban dictionary is the dude who went to the google store to get an extension for his penis.
"hey , did you hear about the dumb ass who went to the chrome store to get an extension"
"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"
"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"
by LiberalAvenger May 28, 2018
