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fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de
omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me
by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023
mugGet the fake ass pick-memug.

ass jaunt

1. Yo black slam
2. Shit you say when you angry
1) Austin: Yo I gotta practice my frestylin' so I can get that ass jaunt tonight

Miles: Aight Aight start dat free jaunt

Austin: Uh Uh 1 2 1 2. Aight aight so check it suck a nigga dick
by At jaunt October 13, 2014
mugGet the ass jauntmug.

ass

by ligma0706 October 18, 2018
mugGet the assmug.

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.
We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.
by Dog Ass October 1, 2025
mugGet the Dog Assingmug.

Bitch ass nigga

A person who cries like a bitch when they get pinched and they start crying or they think they are so fucking tough then they would cry so hard if even a 5 year old girl or boy hits them
Tough wannabe: im gonna beat your ass

Me: okay dude

Tough wannabe: don't tell me I warned you

Me: *pinches him*

Tough wannabe: cries like a bitch

Me: what a bitch ass nigga
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater December 2, 2024
mugGet the Bitch ass niggamug.

Ass circle

dance? move when you swing your hips in a circle
Oh, you want an ass circle in the dance now?
by siren.morgue October 16, 2018
mugGet the Ass circlemug.

dumb ass

dumbass: the dumbest dumb ass in urban dictionary is the dude who went to the google store to get an extension for his penis.
"hey , did you hear about the dumb ass who went to the chrome store to get an extension"

"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"
by LiberalAvenger May 28, 2018
mugGet the dumb assmug.

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