ass wholeness

1. The state or trait of being an asshole.

2. Success in following one’s bliss to such a state.

We find that tattoos with violent themes indicate ass wholeness.

by Bottom Ford, Esq September 20, 2012

Ass Crack

Crack cocaine that's being smuggled in someones rectum.

Let's smoke some Ass Crack!

by Yours truly_ November 9, 2020

dumb ass

dumbass: the dumbest dumb ass in urban dictionary is the dude who went to the google store to get an extension for his penis.

"hey , did you hear about the dumb ass who went to the chrome store to get an extension"

"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"

by LiberalAvenger May 28, 2018

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Bee up his ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.

Shannon: I can't believe what happen on my commute home from Denver today?
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight

by Shannon307 November 7, 2018

Bitch ass nigga

A person who cries like a bitch when they get pinched and they start crying or they think they are so fucking tough then they would cry so hard if even a 5 year old girl or boy hits them

Tough wannabe: im gonna beat your ass

Me: okay dude

Tough wannabe: don't tell me I warned you

Me: *pinches him*

Tough wannabe: cries like a bitch

Me: what a bitch ass nigga

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater December 2, 2024

ass

the best part of a girl

nice ass lexi

by ligma0706 October 18, 2018