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Child's choice

Being instructed to choose from a selection of options but the instructions also prevent the selection of any option.
You can only choose one. Choose wisely. "I cannot choose either, this is a Child's choice"
by Anoobis.the.first April 29, 2025
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Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.
Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
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Unlike A Child Molestation

Randall James Bowker (On the other hand)
Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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Jungle Child

Jungle children are children that live in the jungle.
Awhile ago I was working with a jungle child...
His name was Dende, he was a great inspiration for me.
by h_a_blue June 11, 2025
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Child Murder

Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder
Hym "Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder Child Murder"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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childe

person 1 : did you see childe's jiggle physics
person 2 : yea now he makes me wanna suck on that d-
by iwantedtousemebutohwell April 6, 2023
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child

by Yornol April 6, 2023
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