Weed Willy

When a man can’t stay hard due to being to stoned.

“Dude he was gonna fuck my ass but he had weed willy”

by Brucefromapple December 12, 2022

Walmart Weed

Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.

C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?

by mcmillerg January 27, 2019

weed

what I live off of

NO MOM THE WEED GUY IS IN OUR WAL- AHHHH!!!

by Potato at your house April 26, 2022

weed connaisseur

refers to a guy acting like he smokes weed daily 4 times a days and knows everything about that green.

Guy 1: Guys i’m the weed connaisseur.

Guy 2: Who u think u foolin bruh.

by jupiterking October 27, 2020

Weed

Don’t smoke before 8am unless you want the day to be uneventful

Weed is good for the mind not for the weak mind

by Ukgangster September 24, 2021

virgin weed

A less popular strand of marajuana. Found in many southern states it provides cerebral and energetic effects. Often used for wake and bake.50% sativa 50% indica

“Smoked 2 grams of virgin weed man,shit was doink!!”

by RCtherch123476 July 3, 2018

Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.

I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.

by Trillith November 27, 2021